when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
My whole body pretty much gave up on me a year ago. Every time I eat I get sick, I’m up til the crack of dawn almost every night with some issue or another. The doctors say “there’s nothing I can do to help you”, so at that point ya kinda just have to tough it out. By now I should be used to being sick. Having pink eye for a week shouldn’t be any surprise. But it surely was. Just another part of my body that’s given up on me. At this point if someone told me I had 6 weeks to live I would be okay. My body is quitting. And I have given up a long time ago.
- i am seeing less and less of you (via pukin)
i will always find a way out
- Aria, honey, it’s only the first episode of the season. (via pllmysteries)
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All I can think of when I look at the last one is
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat